Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Chasing Farrah

Imagine our surprise when we heard that eccentric Aquarius Farrah Fawcett was "flummoxed." Lucidity is not hardly a virue we'd generally associate with Ms. Fawcett. That having been said, Grizzled sleazemerchant Joe Eszterhas even once alleged in American Rhapsody that the "hazy" star once -- ahem! -- "relieved herself (#1; I really don't want to talk about it)" on a well-tended Hollywood lawn (Eew). According to our favorite crime fighting gossip duo, the fabulous Rush and Molloy (last item):

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"Farrah Fawcett seemed flummoxed at a press conference the other day when TV critics asked her about our report that she and Ryan O'Neal may wed on her new reality show, 'Chasing Farrah.'

"'Leave it to [Rush & Molloy] to stir things up,' said Farrah.

"Asked by a reporter if indeed she and O'Neal had gotten hitched, she dodged this way and that before saying, 'I don't think so.'

"Reporters were forbidden to ask further questions. Just a reminder: We didn't say the wedding had happened yet."

And, of all places, TVLand is, of course, the proper venue for a critically acclaimed actress' nups (Averted Gaze). SpikeTv would be jejeune.

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