Stop Ashlee Simpson

"Oh yes, dear Lord, please stop Ashlee Simpson. Smite her mightily, O just and vengeant Lord."

A little boy's prayer

And, just like that: Our prayers have been answered. Someone has finally taken things into their own hands. The folks at StopAshlee.com have put up a petition to silence her, which reads:

"We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again.

"She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic.

"We are so sickened by her 'performing' that we are taking this opportunity to demand that she stop.

"Sincerely,

"The Undersigned"