Thursday, November 09, 2006

What Should Fed-Ex Do?



(image via portlandmercury)

Overfertile professional dancer (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment) Fed-Ex is now without disposable income. What should he do next? Here are some suggestions:

-- Head briskly to Zimbabwe. They are experiencing drought. And, we cannot fail to note, Fed-Ex is some sort of minor fertility god.

--Become a private dancer, a dancer for money, to do what you want him to do.

-- Manwhoring. Even a ho's gotta eat.

Suggestions?

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